We are =ashwynmayr's bitches, and we're dedicated to worshipping and protecting and doing... erm... other things... to =ashwynmayr!

Being ashwynmayr's bitch
Well, being ashwynmayr's bitch gives you lots of perks. The least of which is the honour of being ashy's bitch! Other things include:
-private access to ashwynmayr's _____ (use your imagination)
-ashwynmayr's . oooh yes you'd want that wouldn't you?
-and so on.
For a full list of details, go look at some porn.

Rules
Do ANYTHING ashy tells you to, no matter how weird.

Members
Pimp: =infinity0
Vice-Pimp: *ManadaTehPanda
Bitch-by-Marriage: =joysoftruth
Bitches: ~-kron, *sentrixx, =FreezeBlade, =Chuckskull, =twexler

To apply, ask =ashwynmayr and if she likes you, she'll accept. If she doesn't accept, that means she hates you and she wants you to burn in HELL, you BASTARD.

News
2006-05-29: Yo bitches! This is *ManadaTehPanda, reporting for du- er, bitchyness! Or something! Anyway I made us an avatar. LOOK AT MY UNCREATIVENESS.

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